I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir
This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel
Now I Can Drink Anything I Want because I Used So Much Alcohol that Everything Else Tastes Like Water - a trilogy finale
…because people who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation. It’s a way for people to be honest without telling the truth.
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*